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Why do we love this case?

The only real danger with this delicious mixed dozen is that you’ll never look back. It’s all about the delight-to-dollar ratio here as we’ve assembled some of our very favourite wines into one box. There’s a cheeky bottle for every occasion. Don’t let me keep you a second longer, mofo!

Every box contains TWO bottles each of the following:

Pinot Gris 2020

Eden Valley, SA

94pt Sam Kim | Vegan-friendly 

This is beautifully perfumed, gorgeously lifted and wonderfully fruity. A cool, elegant acidity drives the experience with poise and grace. The finish is long and lingering. It’s miraculous winemaking for your money, and we’re totally in love. 

YOU’D PAY $30 full price. 

Sauvignon Blanc 2019

Marlborough, NZ

Gold Medal Royal Easter Show 2020 | 91pts Sam Kim | 4.5 stars Sam Kim | 4 stars Michael Cooper | Sustainable Farming

This wine is classic sauvignon blanc with mineral notes and lashings of tropical fruit, with passionfruit and mango on the nose. The palate has a touch of richness, but the feature is bright fruit and freshness - more tropical fruit mingling with citrus and a bit of green apple. Just lovely!

YOU’D PAY $25 full price.

Chardonnay 2017

Adelaide Hills, SA

5 Star Halliday Rated Producer | Single Vineyard

This is excellent drinking - tropical on the nose with white peach and guava providing a captivating aroma. Rather than being saturated, it’s all rather gentle and pretty with grapefruit adding some zest. Fruit flows over the plate which is gently assertive. It is persistent with good length and a driving acid keeping things fresh. Now you know about the wine - are you willing to take the challenge?

YOU’D PAY $25 full price.

Grenache Syrah 2019

Languedoc-Roussillon, France

Vegan Friendly

This wine is a 60/40 blend of grenache and syrah from Minervois, one of the top areas in the region. It’s medium-bodied with soft tannins, a smooth palate and an energetic burst of bright red fruits. Simply enjoyable, gluggable and relax-on-the-deck-able wine.

YOU’D PAY $22 full price.

Shiraz 2020

Langhorne Creek, SA

5 Star Halliday Rated Winery | Vegan Friendly

Hello amazing value South Aussie shiraz! If you are a shiraz lover, keen on the generosity and flavour-power of the South Australian style... keep reading. This wine is from one of the leading (warmer) regions and a producer who really knows what they are doing in the vineyard and winery. It’s classic full-bodied shiraz with fruit aplenty - rich plums, dark cherries and fresh dates. The nose is full of spice, which continues on the palate, which is plush and full of soft smooth tannins.

YOU’D PAY $22 full price.

Cabernet Sauvignon 2016

Clare Valley, SA

5 Star Halliday Rated Producer | Single Vineyard

Gone are the days when cabernet quaffers were only interested in Margs or Coonawarra. Yes they have their place, but venture outside these boundaries and you’ll discover a world of wonderful versatility when it comes to this famous variety. Clare and cabernet go together like peas and carrots; thanks to typically warm S.A. days yet surprisingly cool evenings due to some serious elevation (480m for this specific vineyard, to be precise). The result is powerful and dark fruit notes alongside graceful elegance with natural retention of acidity to provide all the length you could hope for. With a good few years under its belt, this drop is ready for the cap to be popped and enjoyed with your nearest and dearest.

YOU’D PAY $20 full price. 


What is a Black Market deal?

Black Market deals are only made possible if we don’t reveal the maker’s brand on site. The wines are the genuine article, absolutely no cleanskins or fake brands, just dangerously good value. You won’t find out what it is until it hits your doorstep, but you won’t regret it. Just keep it on the down low.