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Why do we love this case?

The only real danger with this delicious mixed dozen is that you’ll never look back. It’s all about the delight-to-dollar ratio here as we’ve assembled some of our very favourite wines into one box. There’s a cheeky bottle for every occasion. Don’t let me keep you a second longer, mofo!

Every box contains TWO bottles each of the following:

Shiraz 2018

Clare Valley, SA

5 Star Halliday Rated Winery

Clare Valley shiraz is in a class of its own. It benefits from the ballsy, rich-fruited, adrenaline-pumping charms of South Australia, but retains a bright flash of refreshing acidity thanks to the higher altitude. The resultant wine is fruit-forward and plush, but lighter and brighter and full of herbaceous crunch. There’s something for everyone, then, and a full spectrum of flavour. From tangy blueberries and softly scented raspberries, to summery black cherry and juicy plums. It’s tied together by a gentle peppering of tannin and a gentle kiss of oak. 

YOU’D PAY $30 full price. 

Chardonnay 2017 

Adelaide Hills, SA

A classic Hills chardy from one of our fave producers in the region. Using a combination of French and American clones, a pitch-perfect harmony of chardonnay flavour is achieved, balancing fruit-rich flavour and lively acidity. White nectarines and green apples abound, driven by acid and crunchy texture. Clean and crisp, it’s nevertheless loaded with satisfying flavour. 

YOU’D PAY $25 full price.

Cabernet Sauvignon 2019

Coonawarra, SA 

5 Red Star Halliday Rated Winery

This robust cabernet packs a punch with strong, flavourful and classic Coonawarra characteristics we’ve all come to love and enjoy. Dark fruits of the black forest abound and surround the recogniseable cedary, minty core; while framed with superb mineral tannins that allow for youthful drinking while still earning a nook in your cellar over the next 10+ years. 

YOU’D PAY $25 full price.

Sauvignon Blanc 2019

Vin de Pays, France

Here’s one we weren’t meant to get. One of the airlines had snatched up this delicious wine, but then of course didn’t need it. So we stepped in and grabbed it for our mofos. It’s sauv blanc from Gascogne, a region in southwest France that borders upon Spain and the Atlantic. It’s perhaps most famous for being the home of Cyrano de Bergerac and d’Artagnan, but we’re here today for the wine. There’s pears, peaches and some flintiness on the nose. On the palate it is a completely dry wine, but has a certain richness with hints of honey, compote and some citrus to contrast. It’s super lively with a nice balance of fruit sweetness (yet in a dry wine) and minerality. Alexandre Dumas would be enthralled.

YOU’D PAY $22 full price.

Malbec 2020

Mendoza, Argentina 

This red carries all the driving fruit intensity expected out of Mendoza with hints of cherry and spice, a smooth texture and ripe tannins. And since it’s a red wine from Argentina, you already know the perfect food pairing - a nice thick cut of steak grilled to perfection.

YOU’D PAY $22 full price.

Rosé 2019

Heathcote, VIC

Brimming with character and full of freshness and length. The nose is all vibrant florals and pink grapefruit and the palate super-dry with great texture and driving acidity. This is a great local example of a grenache rosé, showing off the grapes generously-fruited nature, and made in a style that is refreshing and moreish.

YOU’D PAY $20 full price.


What is a Black Market deal?

Black Market deals are only made possible if we don’t reveal the maker’s brand on site. The wines are the genuine article, absolutely no cleanskins or fake brands, just dangerously good value. You won’t find out what it is until it hits your doorstep, but you won’t regret it. Just keep it on the down low.