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Why do we love this case?

The only real danger with this delicious mixed dozen is that you’ll never look back. It’s all about the delight-to-dollar ratio here as we’ve assembled some of our very favourite wines into one box. There’s a cheeky bottle for every occasion. Don’t let me keep you a second longer, mofo!

Every box contains TWO bottles each of the following:

Pinot Grigio 2021

King Valley, VIC

This’ll keep you cool and refreshed on the hottest of days. It’ll please everyone from Auntie Karen to your grigio-guzzling bestie. Don’t turn your nose up at a great wine doing great work, even if it is as ludicrously low priced as this. Trust in this great value vino. It’ll repay you in flavour, every damn day. 

YOU’D PAY $25 full price. 

Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

Barossa Valley, SA

If it weren’t for the cabernet ‘grip’, the textbook tannin that squares things away so nicely, it would simply slide down the hatch. It’s just too easy breezy and delicious. The lifted red berry aroma is a gentle prelude to dark berries that roll in waves, washing over the palate with some cheeky vanilla sweetness lolling around too. Bold with just subtle oak on the finish, this is a ‘sit down’ kinda wine.  No shaking the snake hips on the dance floor but rather dim the lights, recline and settle in. 

YOU’D PAY $20 full price.

Malbec 2020

Mendoza, Argentina 

This malbec carries all the driving fruit intensity expected out of Mendoza with hints of cherry and spice, a smooth texture and ripe tannins. And since it’s a red wine from Argentina, you already know the perfect food pairing - a nice thick cut of steak grilled to perfection.

YOU’D PAY $20 full price.

Shiraz 2017

Limestone Coast, SA

Sustainable Farming

It’s appropriate that I want to wax lyrical about this wine, isn’t it? It kinda reminds me of my wedding chocolates: a dark raspberry ganache from Koko Black, with a crisp-cracking exterior and a velvet-smooth core. Add in some earthiness and black fruits, plus a few seeds of vanilla bean and we’re getting pretty close. It’s a hearty wine for celebrating life, effortlessly matching savoury to silky; yin and yang in a playful package of delicious mirth, embodying the spirit of the bard it pays tribute to.

YOU’D PAY $20 full price.

Chardonnay 2019

Yarra Valley, VIC

5 Star Halliday Rated Producer 

Seriously delicious and surprisingly complex Yarra chardonnay. You’ll know the producer; you’ll revere the wine. The fruit comes from three vineyards in different corners of the valley, blending together to provide texture, nuttiness, citrus, chalky minerality and some savoury notes. A mix of French oak and stainless steel are used for ageing, further adding to the exquisite balance. 

YOU’D PAY $20 full price.

Sauvignon Blanc 2019

Martinborough, NZ

90pts Bob Campbell

This Martinborough wine has an array of nuanced tropical aromas balanced nicely with vibrant citrus acidity. Grassy herbs and grapefruit leave the palate fresh and clean and yearning for another sip. Yes please!

YOU’D PAY $20 full price.

What is a Black Market deal?

Black Market deals are only made possible if we don’t reveal the maker’s brand on site. The wines are the genuine article, absolutely no cleanskins or fake brands, just dangerously good value. You won’t find out what it is until it hits your doorstep, but you won’t regret it. Just keep it on the down low.