The Black Market Club
Our most infamous deals
have joined the club.
$139 | 12 BOTTLES | MIXED (MORE REDS) | 1 OR 2 MONTHS
You won’t find these deals on the open market.
Dirty, dangerous back alley. You knock on the door and whisper the password. We lead you down a winding staircase, pull back the tarp and open the crate. "Sh*t," you say, and we give you a knowing nod. "That’s right motherf*cker, welcome to the Black Market."
We can’t reveal the brands on our site because we promised the producers we’d keep it a secret. Trust us though, you’re about to get some highly sought after wines at 60-70% off.
Let's build your club
This club isn’t about decisions. It’s not about options. It’s about the best value vino you’ll find anywhere. All you need to do is tell us how often you need it.
$139 / 12 pack
Our most infamous deals, now in a club.
- Under $12 a bottle
- Free shipping
- 60-70% off RRP
- Mixed (more reds)
- Every 1 month
So what do our mofos think?
We could talk about how great the club is for hours but it's better hearing it from the horse's mouth. Not that we think of our mofos as horses. If anything, they're unicorns. Beautiful, merry unicorns with cellars full of wine.
Frequently asked questions
How do i know when my next club is processing?
Your club case will be processed on the same day every month / two months according to your plan frequency. There will also be a countdown in your club account page so you can prepare for your incoming vino.
How often are club cases sent out?
How often do you want one? You'll have options for delivery every one or two months.
When will i find out what's in my case? where can i find my tasting notes?
Patience, my child, patience. And by child we mean responsible adult. You'll find out when your case arrives on your doorstep. The Black Market Club actually doesn't include tasting notes because it's too damn mysterious.
Can i change the mix i'm currently subscribed to to another? (eg. mixed to reds)
If you've signed up for the Black Market Club you won't be able to alter the mix you're sent. You'll get what you're given and that's kinda the point. Don't stress though, they're all bloody good wines.
Can i exclude a certain type of wine from my club cases?
Like we said before, the Black Market Club isn't about choice. It's about the best value, most mysterious vino gettin' around and for that reason you won't be able to exclude certain wines.
Can i have more than one club subscription?
We encourage it.
Can i buy a club subscription for a friend?
You're the best friend ever. I wish I had one like you. All you need to do is sign up and add your friend's address details in instead of your own.
Hey jerks, i didn't like a bottle. can i return it?
Of course, we're more than happy to drink any wine you return! Just email firstname.lastname@example.org or call us on 1300 VINOMOFO ( 1300 846 666 ) and our customer team will sort you out.
Can i pause or skip my subscription?
No worries. Skip your club subscription via your account page, email email@example.com or call us on 1300 VINOMOFO ( 1300 846 666 )
How do i cancel my subscription?
You can cancel your subscription via your account page or alternatively, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or give us a call on 1300 VINOMOFO ( 1300 846 666 )
Still have some questions?
Our customer service team are certified legends.
Just give them a call on 1300 846 666 or hit up Live Chat if you have questions, qualms, queries or quandaries. Remember, when it comes to wine there's no such thing as a stupid question, except for can I have more? Of course you can.